5/31/08

So shay tells me about this thing on CNN (its all she watches) about a tribe THAT STILL EXIST in Brazil i was sooooooo shocked to actually see something like this still exists, it's 2008 and these dudes have bow and arrows, i wanted to go to Brazil but i might just stick to the beach I am so not fukin with the rain forest =/ The story: RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's government agreed to release stunning photos of Amazon Indians firing arrows at an airplane so that the world can better understand the threats facing one of the few tribes still living in near-total isolation from civilization, officials said Friday. Anthropologists have known about the group for some 20 years but released the images now to call attention to fast-encroaching development near the Indians' home in the dense jungles near Peru. "We put the photos out because if things continue the way they are going, these people are going to disappear," said Jose Carlos Meirelles, who coordinates government efforts to protect four "uncontacted" tribes for Brazil's National Indian Foundation. Shot in late April and early May, the foundation's photos show about a dozen Indians, mostly naked and painted red, wielding bows and arrows outside six grass-thatched huts... you can go HERE to read the rest of the story

5/29/08

WOW!!!!

So not only does she call Obama "Osama" she then goes on to say *hehe* they should both be killed?! oh jeez someone slap this bitch

5/28/08

Creative Marketing








My major in school is international business, with my passion being marketing when i came across these pictures i was amazed! they are off the chain but of course i am going to come up with some bigger/better/brighter ideas when i'm done school but these def. tickle my pickle.

That's sum shit...

iPod Toilet Paper Holder,special made for iPod and compatible with all iPod with dock connectors.It makes easier for people to listening music from iPod while using the bathroom....

5/27/08

Joke of the day

At work we get emails to follow up with some inpatients/outpatients and all the follow up emails that come from Shawn include a lil joke, just for kix type of thing, anyway we just got this one and i loved it =) An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.' The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?' 'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.' 'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem’, said the president of the Bank confidently. That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.' The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'

Really tho?


do i look like a adrianna from the bay to you?! SMH
only good thing about this is one of my buddies in scarborough has a crush on me *sigh* lol

This is why my friends are better than yours =D





I was checking my emails and came across this.....From my one and only Rome, this goes to show how creative he can really be, it sure put a smile on my face, in response OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

5/26/08

FYI

Google has a new search engine to help repopulate the Amazons and forests around the world. It is called www.ecoogler.com and it opperates the same as google.com Each time you use it you will be donating a leaf. With millions of users, the trees multiply.Please get on board and pass it on to as many people you can. It is little effort on your part and you are helping a lot. Thanks for helping to save our planet! How it works? For every search in Ecoogler, you contribute symbolically to reforest one leaf. For every 10.000 searches, Ecoogler and Aquaverde plant a tree in the Amazon. Google ha sacado un nuevo buscador para ayudar a repoblar el amazonas y los bosques de todo el mundo. Se llama www.ecoogler.com , funciona igual que el buscador google.com y cada vez que lo usemos se donará 1 hoja (muchas hojas hacen un árbol). ES MUY IMPORTANTE QUE LO PASES ya que no nos cuesta nada y AYUDAMOS MUCHO. ¡¡PÁSALO!!REENVIARLO ....

5/25/08

oh my gosh! like i allllllllllllllllmost forgot!!!

94-80 =) Sorry Evan, good day!

Welcome to Cuba!!!

I never been, no. My friend, let's call him Aaron went two weeks ago and got back today- I asked him if I can blog it out about his lil occurrence and he said "no doubt” matter of fact he is not ashamed at ALL... We do lunch and he is going on and on about his Cubano experience- he said there was a nice beach implicated, great food and fantastic cheap pussy “sorry…..COME AGAIN?!!!!!”He just said fantastic/cheap/pussy in the same sentence- I must be missing something- so I say go on please do share…....he went to Cuba with 7 friends/colleagues to make the long story short…they were approached by Carlito while at the resort who asked them if they would be interested in buying a “souvenir” hmmm… well Aaron wanted a go and went for it, he even got to pick! (Very appealing indeed) “she had long beautiful hair, she had to have been twenty’ su’thin 38’24’40 (wow..ok) and neb she got right to it- it was everything I wanted plus some” WAT THE fff r u kidding me??!?!? I dropped my fork and just looked at him, I honestly was waiting for “I’m just kidding-you are so naive” He always pulls these but he was as severe as a heart attack, he paid somewhat pesos to get sucked off and sex the girl while he was on vacation wow wow wow, I always say to each his own but this here-simply mind-boggling. It’s not the fact that he had sex with a complete stranger, no, not the fact that she was a prostitute? Call girl? Nope, not the fact that she spoke no English..nah not the fact that she was pimped to him nooooope but it’s the fact that he paid for it….. I have been told many many stories but this here-beats em all !! why would you ever pay for sex? I don’t care if you are ugly/fat/insecure/depressed/miserable/repulsive (he is none of the above) but everyone has a match- WHO PAYS FOR SEX??!?!?!?!?!?!? If you wanted a souvenir..what happened to just bringing home cigars?! Dear Aaron: Please go get tested- ASAP!

5/20/08

Interesting...

For a man to have a boob job is unusual enough - let alone to have the silicone implants not in the chest, but in the leg. But Lane Jensen's figure is now looking a little more voluptuous in an odd place after one of the most unusual operations of the year.Lane, a devotee of body art already, had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin. But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough - so had silicone implanted to make the etching stand out in all the right places. Canadian Lane, editor of a body art and tattoo magazine, even sat up to watch most of the operation carried out in Edmonton, Alberta. Brian Decker, owner of the firm Pure Body Arts, carried out the strange surgery which lasted just 45 minutes - and left Lane feeling nothing more than "a small bruise", but delighted with his new breasts.

5/18/08

well..i mean...i guess...

"The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president." - Lil' Wayne

5/13/08

Some Quotes/Sayings that have stuck with me

"One's trash can be one's treasure" "..Some find happiness in other's miseries" “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” Mahatma Gandhi "Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.” Robin Williams "Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.” Erica Jong "To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with self” Joan Didion "The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing." Marcus Aurelius "Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve." Dr. Napoleon Hill "100% of the shots you don't take don't go in." Wayne Gretzky "Can I live?”"- Jay Z "No matter where you go, you are what you are playa” Jay Z Signing off, It is what it be

5/10/08

Cuz i'm in love with her

if you are like me and you like to play karaoke in the comfort of your own bed go right ahead and give it a try ;) I...cause I wanna sexplore you I...put my hands up on you (babe) I...wanna feel ur sexplosion I.. and I'm gonna take you on a sexcapade [Chorus] I don't have to figure out What you are all about Just to turn you out...oh Give it to you Sexhibition Never missing What your wishing I'll drive that ass crazy It's so sensual Incredible Just let Damita Jo...oh What your wishing Sexhibition If you listen We'll be drippin? I'll drop that ass I...Feel the sexsation I...Feel the pulse and vibration (babe) I...Wanna little tastetation (babe) I...No need for a sexplanation [Chorus] [Bridge] There's nothing worse than a man out of touch Let's fix this distance now between the two of us So tempting But you never knew I wanted you so much So much [Chorus 2x] Relax It's just sex

5/8/08

Baby cus got into some trouble again...

I call it a beauty mark...




First, check your face for any moles (beauty marks), and then look at the diagram above to identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles (beauty marks) on your face. Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are the only one. If your face if full of spots, acne or "little" moles, they do not count. When you've ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.


Position 1 to 3
As a child, you are somewhat rebellious and a free spirit. You have an innate creativity and work best when you are given a free hand. Generally, your superiors like your avante garde approach to life. If you have a mole here, you are far better off in business and being your own boss rather than working for somebody. What is promising is that you have the luck to be your own boss.

Position 4
You are an impulsive person, often acting with a flamboyance that gives you charisma and a sparkling personality, but you can be difficult when there are too many opinions. You tend to be rather argumentative, but never to the point of holding grudges. This mole tends to give you an explosive temper and should you decide to remove it, you will find yourself becoming calmer and more at peace with the world.

Position 5
A mole above the eyebrow indicates that there is wealth luck in your life, but you will need to earn it and work harder than most people. All the income you make must be carefully kept as there are people who are jealous of you who might attempt to sweet talk you into parting with your wealth. Be wary of those who try to interest you in get-rich-quick schemes. If you have a mole here, it is advisable not to be too trusting of others. Follow your instincts and be cautious. And never allow other people to control your finances.

Position 6
A mole here indicates intelligence, creativity and skill as an artist. Your artistic talent can bring you wealth, fame and success. It also indicates wealth luck, but this can only be fully realized if you follow your heart rather than stick to conventional means of making a living. Success will come if you are brave.

Position 7
Moles under the eyebrows indicate arguments within the extended family that cause you grief and unhappiness. This will affect your work and livelihood. It is advisable to settle any differences you have with your relatives if you want peace of mind to move ahead.

Position 8
This is not a very good position for a mole. Your financial position will constantly be under strain because of a tendency to overspend. You also have a penchant for gambling. The only thing is you must know when to stop. Meanwhile, someone with a mole here has a tendency to flirt with members of the opposite sex as well as with the same sex. Better be a little discerning where you exert your charms, or you might get into trouble.

Position 9
This mole position suggests sexual and other problems. It is an unfortunate mole and you are well advised to get rid of it. It brings a litany of woes and a parade of problems.

Position 10
A mole here just under the nose indicates excellent descendants luck. You are surrounded by family at all times and will have many children and grandchildren. You have the support of those close to you and will be both materially and emotionally fulfilled.

Position 11
Moles here suggest a tendency to succumb to illness. It is a good idea to have this mole removed especially if it is a large, dark-coloured mole. Otherwise use lots of foundation to cover it.

Position 12
A mole here foretells a successful but also a very balanced life. You are likely to be not just rich, but famous as well. But although you have every opportunity to live the high life, you will have a satisfying home and family life as well. Women with moles here are particularly lucky and tend to be beautiful and glamourous as well.

Position 13
Your children will be a big worry in your life. Your relationship with them is not good. There is nothing much you can do about this except to learn some tolerance.

Position 14
A mole here suggests a vulnerability to food which can be a big problem in your life. You may have allergies against certain foods or you may simply be eating too much.

Position 15
You are a person always on the move and constantly renovating and redesigning your house. You like to be introduced to new things and see new places. You are not happy if you remain in one place for long. You enjoy travel and adventure, and have a very observant eye.


Position 16
You need to be careful when it comes to eating, and also when it comes to your sex life. These are your two biggest problems. You tend to have weight issues which can make you depressed. You enjoy romance, sometimes with more than one person, but because you are a person with some morality, you will feel guilty about it and this will cause you much stress.

Position 17
You will be someone of great social prominence. You are active on the social scene and an excellent conversationalist. There is a tendency to become bigheaded about your success, which could lose you your good name. This will affect you deeply because you draw your confidence and self worth from what others think of you.

Position 18
You are a person always on the move. There is a great deal of overseas travel in your life, but you should take extra care each time you cross the great waters, as your mole prefers you to stay at home.

Position 19
You have money luck and many good friends, so this is a good mole to have. Your weakness is that you tend to succumb to the charms of the opposite sex. In your life, it is this that could get you into hot water, so do cool your ardour!

Position 20
A mole here can be very lucky or very unlucky. If you have a mole here, you are destined either for extreme fame or infamy. You have great flair for creativity and are also highly intelligent, but your talents can be used for both good and bad. You are not a person to be trifled with for you are no pushover and do not forgive and forget easily. This mole is a mark of someone who will go down in history either as a great or as a tyrant.

Position 21
This is a good mole, as it suggests plenty to eat and drink throughout your life. This mole also brings fame and recognition.

Position 22
Your life is always happy and things go smoothly for you. You could well become a sports superstar if you have the passion for it. Moles at the end of eyebrows also suggest a person of authority and power, so if you are the CEO of a company, you will do very well.

Position 23
You have a high IQ, and you are both brain smart and street smart. You have a highly-developed survival instinct and will lead a meaningful and long life. You will be active until a very old age and will have friends and family around you till the very end.

Position 24
You will achieve fame and fortune in your young age and you are advised to use this period to safeguard your old age, as people with moles here tend to have a harderlife as they get older.

Position 25
You will enjoy good prosperity and recognition luck, but do be careful of excesses. Stay traditional in your attitudes and you will have a long and fruitful life.

5/7/08

SMH big time

i kinda wish i was on that train tho...i would of so helped that boy rip her wig off

5/5/08

Good people, Good intentions

Andrew and I kicked it for the whooooole day we drove round the world talked about future plans, he came with me to check out apartments, he spoke to my future landlords (lol), he almost made me crash my car, he punched me real hard cuz i said something foul and all in all we had a fantabulous time- here are some flikas from our photo session on photobooth, we took full advantage of the Mac !!!!












While we were chillin' Andrew asked Kenza where he can go to the bathroom, Kenza said there is a sink thingy in the laundry room where he can go if he doesn't feel like going allll the way upstairs....So he took advantage.